An Unforgivable Travesty

I will do a post. Although the esteemed, however often misguided joel toshiro claims that the real action is in the commenting, I still prefer a post. It looks more like the blog is being updated. This being said, I will vigorously attack what has been said in the comment section. Mr. Michaelson's additions by the way add so much, that I couldn't ask for more.

I will reprimand J.T. (joey) for his gross miscalculation in grouping the honorable and beloved michael keaton with tim allen (the low point of t-giving history) and guttenburg, who may have an honorary title as first official t-giving seat of honor reciepient, but let's face it, was only a powerless figure head. But how J.T. can you lump the Keat with them, how i ask, with pain furrowing in my brow. Have your forgotten the effortless handling of four complex roles in Multiplicity? Have you overlooked the soul stirring speaches in Gung-ho? Have you neglected to recall the way his bleached tips glistened in the icy cold of Jack Frost. Oh J.T., how could you. there should be some sort of suspension for such blasphemous slander. It isn't as if Keaton himself whispered into the impressionable young lad attending for the first time, "next year bring a salmon dip" that, now that, would be unforgivable.



Note: rumor has it the busey nomination was a hoax. Brad claims he did not post this. What could this be a false post? I like it, what better way to rile up the troups than to pose as a clever imposter. Whoever did this is surely brilliant, Kudos.


-lowell