Lowell - you stink.
Joey - you are a coward.
Lauren - you're pretty good at dr. mario, but you are married to a coward. which is dishonorable.
Mark - you brought jerry kester's name into the blog, which should be commended.
Brian Bassett is a butt-patter.
All of you are duded-up, egg-sucking gutter trash.
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it may be true that i stink, but what is also true is that 145 days ago i was in the same room with a smell that has still yet to wash away from my porous skin. I have tried and tried to wash this stink away, but no matter how hard i try, the sickly smell of canned salmon and liquid smoke will not wash off.
I have been forced to accept the cold, heart-breaking reality that I will NOT be able to attend this year's T-Giving. My wife will be less than a month removed from a C-section. Even if she is physically up to making the trip, I would not want to risk my three-year-old and infant disrupting the T-giving festivities. Add to this the overcrowding issue, and it appears that, sadly, 2007 will not be the year I lose my T-giving virginity.
Since I can't be a part of the real T-giving, I am going to start a satellite T-giving. In order to make the Michaelson T-giving child-friendly, we will replace the wine with juice boxes and the salmon dip with goldfish crackers.
While the inaugural Michaelson T-giving honoree has yet to be determined, Cade has nominated John Ratzenberger (aka Cliff Claven), whose credits include Cars, Toy Story 1 and 2, A Bug's Life, and Finding Nemo. The man is an absolute tour de force, and I am going to have difficulty coming up with a better nomination.
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