Sunday, October 28, 2007

Setting the Record Straight

So here is the deal.

Currently in Pasadena the annual October Caucus is being held with the veteran T-giving members. There have been many screaming matches, arm wrestling, and even a crying session by the always over emotional Lowell Frank. We have come to a consensus concerning the recent nomination of high caliber nominations. Some ground rules must be made.

First: no Oscar winners. Lowell’s infatuation with, and desire to touch, Mister Holland’s Opus (of which Richard Dreyfuss won an Oscar) obviously blinded him to the reality of what he was doing.

Second: discussion of caliber must happen before future nominations.

Third: Brad is allowed the final nomination. After that nomination, no more nominations are allowed to be made. Both Richard Dreyfuss and Dustin Hoffmann will be dropped from the list. All previous nominations will be considered for this year’s festivities.

So, after much discussion, here is the list of nominees for the 2007 T-giving film festival:

1. Kurt Russell
2. Demi Moore
3. The Baldwin Brothers
4. Brad Kester’s Official Nomination (unless Kester’s nomination is Schwartenegger, in which case he will be immediately kicked off the committee and banned from all future T-giving Starbucks trips)

Nominees for Honorable Mention:
1. Charles Groden
2. Gary Busey
3. Christian Slater





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