Members of the Committee:
Open season is upon our shoulders! Soon we will cash it all in for that grotesque existence we've yearned for all year long. Oh yes, soon we will sweat on couches, fill our mouth holes with pure lard and our eye holes with heavenly light from the television screen. One special man or woman stands at the readies, waiting for the highest honor. Gutenberg, Dream, Allen, Keaton, J. Fox, Schwartzy, Elwes, Swayze. Who will be NUMBER 9? Now's the time to prepare your nomination. Keep your fingers crossed for exposed bottoms and partial nudities of any sort!
I took a quick journey through our blog history. The following names have been brought up, real or fake, as possible T-Giving stars (not including the above mentioned Actual Stars of Thanksgiving). I have included from memory some names not written in the blog.
Bronson Pinchot
Gary Busey
Christian Slater
Jeff Goldblum (Official Runner-Up)
Kurt Russell
Charles Grodin
Daniel Radcliffe
The Baldwin Brothers
Demi Moore (Official Runner-Up)
Richard Dreyfuss
Dustin Hoffman
Kevin Farley
Eriq La Salle
Leslie Jordan
Keanu Reeves (Official Runner-Up)
Tom Cruise
Winona Ryder
Carrot Top
Paul Reiser
Dennis Quaid (Official Runner-Up)
Brendan Fraser
John Travolta
And now I would to like to present my T-Giving Commish List. He's the friendly guy next door who's tough on crime. A hound dog with the most defiant hairdo in Hollywood. You've loved him for years on prime-time's biggest hit of the 90s. The first UNOFFICIAL nomination of the 2010 season.
Michael Chiklis

